MFKN RYDER's Status
Share my thoughts? Mondays and Tuesdays suck ass! :p
I hope you choke on your soup... Asshole!
The difference between the Pope and your boss: the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
To ALL Veterans, Godspeed! :D
You remind me of a blue ribbon bass. I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
Beer - Helping ugly people get laid since 1881
Guys: No Shirt - No Service, Gals: No Shirt - No Charge
Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Safe sex is locking and dead bolting the door so you have enough time to escape before the husband breaks down the door.
Happiness is when your gf is mad at you, and gives you the silent treatment thinking it's punishment..
. It's actually bliss! :D
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Back home... Too bad the PA Trip ended... I'm FINALLY, beginning to lose the buzz :p
Headed to PA this weekend! Huzzah! :D
The fight we had last night was my fault,
my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.
What did the left nut say to the right nut???
The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!
If you voted for Obama, it's just like saying, "Yes! I am a moron!" :p
Television is the explanation for this - you see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling - that James Bond **** never happens in real life! Professional
s don't do that!
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