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Slave Kitten's Status
Happy Solstice! Summer for northern hemisphere Winter for Southern.
1 daycomment
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
4 dayscomment
Happy Father's day mother fuckers
6 dayscomment
I will be your fantasy imaginary special friend. I can feel you, I relate with you, no need to talk to them, but instead you toss me in the box, leave me to rot away. Hoping you'll pick me again someday, Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other side?
Jun 8, 2024comment
Hey Victor
May 31, 2024comment
what time is it at the north pole
May 27, 2024comment
time is an illusion, lunch time doubley so
May 27, 2024comment
We are Venom
May 23, 2024comment
Get fucked slit slippers
May 20, 2024comment
You keep telling me to live right To go to bed before the daylight But then you wake up for the sunrise You know you don't gotta pretend, baby, now and then Don't you just wanna wake up, dark as a lake? Smelling like a bonfire, lost in a haze? If you're drunk on life, babe, I think it's great, But while in this world I think I'll take my whiskey neat, My coffee black and my bed at three
May 13, 2024comment
Happy Mothers day anyone applicable
May 9, 2024comment
today has been an emotional roller coaster
May 5, 2024comment
Slide
Apr 30, 2024comment
Happy Monday yall
Apr 29, 2024comment
opened a few nsfw folders for funsies
Apr 27, 2024comment
Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me, so tie me up and push me down and show how much you like me
Apr 25, 2024comment
From the mountain tops, where the wind blows To the green valleys down below. Where the snow melts and the rivers flow, I just want to live my life. Where the trees grow, and the air is clean. Where nature's free do to her thing, everything is one if you know what I mean. I just want to live my life. I'm proud to be a stoner
Apr 20, 2024comment
Is it sick of me, to need control of you? Is it sick to make you beg the way I do? Is it sick of me to want you crawling on your knees? Is it sick to say I want you biting down on me?
Apr 16, 2024comment
Rip Uncle Grumpy. Your daughter doesn't want a social post made but she doesn't know this place even exists
Apr 15, 2024comment
Just got back from Mendocino
Apr 13, 2024comment
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