When it all starts goin at a slow rumble, u just need to replace the batteries

Haven't been on in a while. I grounded myself. I had sex after only knowing them only 4 hrs. Damn, you know B.O.B didn't even respect me the next morning? :(

I went to bed alone last night. Was hot and bothered, almost had sex, but stopped myself. Didn't know if I'd respect my toys in the morning.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman. ~Woody Allen

There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.

"sex is like a restaurant - sometimes u get excellent service, sometimes u get very poor service, and sometimes u just have to settle for self-service" =D

I'm here, I'm alive, that's all I can ask for

Dunno what happened, I lost my original fubar page. :(, I was One Kinky Mama