Not having sex should be a misdemeanor.. The more I miss da meaner I get. :P

Have you ever wondered if a camel looks at its toe and thinks " Damn i have vagina foot!"

I think I'll shake things up a bit today and stalk my stalker.

Hey everyone. Long time no see!

Hey everyone. Haven't been on here in awhile. Sorry to all my friends and fam. Drop me a line sometime.

Cheers to you and cheers to me, if we ever disagree, FUCK YOU and cheers to me..... LMAO

Alpha, Kenny, Buddy.... Read it real fast. LMAO

Sitting here with something hard in my pants... Damn they need to make cellphones softer..LOL

Thinking about stalking my stalker, just to shake things up a bit.

Its a beautiful day in the neighborhood.. Won't you be my neighbor?

SOOOOO BORED.. What to do???

\m/ Horns up!! \m/

Bored outta my mind..... Any Suggestions?

Bored outta my mind tonight.... Any Suggestions?