You're doing it wrong!

Here's the plan; head out, get drunk, come back, do schoolwork. Never write an essay sober.

Run away!

Having to wait a week to hear back from the VA about my college payment? Fail. Getting the callback and and the late payment on the same morning? Win.

...and now we douse the fires and silence the drums, for tonight we hunt the wild wumpus.

Probably should have started this essay sooner. Boooo research.

Trouble in Paradise, Huey Lewis style.

To early to be up doing school work. Yuck.

You can trust everybody. Some you can trust to be there, others you can trust to let you down.

Payday can't come soon enough. I need a beer.

It's game time!

"Sundown, you better take care, if i find you've been creeping 'round my back stair" - Gordon Lightfoot

Double shift. 3 hours of sleep. Very Cranky. Screw complete sentences.

Busy sort of day... why am i even sitting here?

Soooo sleepy

It doesn't matter how sick a relationship is. You don't cheat until it's dead. It's not about what you deserve, it's about what you outta be. Respectable, not just understandable.

Not a morning person

Crunching the numbers... just about there.... carry the one... ahh, yes, i give 0 f---s.

Breaking wind should be considered vandalism. Or maybe littering, since the pieces are clearly left around.

Booo homework! Hooray beer!