Happy fathers day to all daddy's out there :)

Men have only two emotions, horny and hungry. If you don't see his boner, make him a sandwich.

Mummy, Mummy! Daddy fell in the campfire! Shut up and go get the barbecue sauce!

Save An Animal, Eat A Vegetarian ;)

Sex is a bit like poker: If you don't have a partner, you'd better have a really strong hand ;)

It is a stunning day today :D i must say its the perfect weather for a BBQ, the beach and SKINNY DIPPING!!!!!!!!!!!! anyone up for striping down and playing in the sea ;) OOOOOOOOOOOO The sun has got his hat on Hip-hip-hip-hooray!!!!!!