Did you know the "L" in Samuel L Jackson's name stands for "Motherfucker"

Spoiling family for my birthday... Would love a birthday salute or two :)

Birthday week... Would love a birthday salute or two :)

Just over a couple weeks till my birthday. Would love a birthday salute or two :)

Did you know the "L" in Samuel L Jackson's name stands for "Motherfucker"

Did you know the "L" in Samuel L Jackson's name stands for "Motherfucker"

Not to brag, but I just went into anther room and actually remembered why I was there. It was the bathroom, but still...

So sick and soooo over being sick.

You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying: “I just find it funny how… ” Because there is a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.

Some things are definitely better left unsaid. Which is something that I tend to realize after I have already said those things…

I came, I saw, I forgot why I came in this room. I retraced my steps, got lost on my way back. Now I have no idea where I am and now I have to pee.

Merry Christmas

I should be ashamed of myself. Let's be clear, I'm not, but I should be.

Thank you for all the birthday love

Birthday Happy Hour #2

Two Birthday HHs today. Famp plus more. 8 credit buy in. PM me if interested

Back to back HHs Tuesday. Famp plus more. 8 credit buy on. PM me if interested

I came, I saw, I forgot why I came in this room. I retraced my steps, got lost on my way back. Now I have no idea where I am and now I have to pee.

Who else is going to join my birthday salute contest? See my page for details

Birthday salute contest started. See my page for info