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Lost my family list, piecing it back together.
Jun 18, 2017comment
Lost my family list, piecing it back together.
Jun 18, 2017comment
How will history look back on the Trump Presidency? I mean without laughing
Jun 8, 2017comment
Dogs have masters, Cats have staff.
May 31, 2017comment
Dogs have masters, Cats have staff.
May 15, 2017comment
Happy Mothers Day
May 8, 2017comment
Donald Trump thinks Cinco de Mayo is a basin full of Mayonaise
May 5, 2017comment
May the fourth be with you
May 4, 2017comment
Donald Trump thinks Cinco de Mayo is a basin full of Mayonaise
May 3, 2017comment
Some days it isn't even worth chewing through the straps
May 1, 2017comment
Portland is suing UBER for using the software "Greyball" to identify regulators and people of lower income.
Apr 28, 2017comment
Astoria Oregon just broke a 69 year old record having had 7 ft of rain since October 1, and recording 168 straight days of rain.
Apr 27, 2017comment
“All experiences are preceded by mind, having mind as their master, created by mind.” The Buddha
Apr 23, 2017comment
4/21 - National Surprise Drug Testing Day
Apr 21, 2017comment
Well I'll be, Trumps favorite newsie (Bill O'Riley) has been fired. Must be because of Trumps endorsement.
Apr 19, 2017comment
Our breath comes out in white clouds mingles and hangs in the air. Speaking strictly for me we both could have died then and there.
Apr 4, 2017comment
She's just like a penguin in bondage boy.
Apr 1, 2017comment
Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.
Mar 28, 2017comment
Give your hearts, but not into each other's keeping. For only the hand of Life can contain your hearts. And stand together yet not too near together: For the pillars of the temple stand apart, And the oak tree and the cypress grow not in each other's shadow.
Mar 23, 2017comment
No man chooses evil because it is evil; he only mistakes it for happiness, the good he seeks. - Mary Wollstonecraft Shelly
Mar 15, 2017comment
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