You should ask Dr. Drew about sounding

Stupid effing car

Its October- the month of pumpkin everything and free tata's checks - Just stop by and I will do a full service inspection

Its October- the month of pumkin everything and free tata's checks - Just stop by and I will do a full service inspection

The basic rule of human nature is that powerful people speak slowly and subservient people quickly -- because if they don't speak fast nobody will listen to them.

My Doctor sucks Fubar seems to be asleep

Going to the Docs to find out what to do for high cholesterol

Not doing much today - finally got a day off with the wif.

Time to hit the streets bitches - Fumafia is here and almost as good at mafiawars on facebook......

You are not special - Your parents lied, your just like everyone else.

Politics provides the best soap opera in the world

Still looking for a fubar sugar momma - I can treat a rich women right!!!!

Help !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm dying of sobriety

looking for a sugar mama - I'm too broke for fubar

Add me to your family - Incest is Hot

Ok, I don't get it - what are the star tats ?

Off to replace my brakes - Leave you with this important quote. Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer Came down upon her head Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer Made sure that she was dead

Photoshop makes all the ladies gush

I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in and stops my mind from wandering where it will go.

Some drink and get violent, some get vulger - I get sweet and sentimental.