The way to a woman's heart is through choking and spanking....the way to her sex is through chocolate cake.

Just got reminded....I'd RATHER BE IN YACHATS!!!! IN THE BEACH HOUSE!

I cause trouble....enough said!

Dani needs to call me...JFS...

SINGLE...and ready to......

I need a supertangas girlfriend....

Hokie: (n) 1.) Something chewy you eat after winning a BCS championship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Already have the best friends ever of 16+ years...but Merry Christmas'ish thoughts to everyone!

Foxes are awesome! I want one for Christmas.

Fuck this sore throat...blaaaaze...

I got a sore throat I'm givin away for free...who wants it? If no takers, 420 gets it!

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go to my bed room.

going to bed. blaze time then bedtime.

Sore throat cure: pack a bowl!!!

Thought of the day: If JAWS was in a car accident, trapped inside.....do they use the Jaws of life? Even meanie sharks have bad days! XD

REALITY KINGS to the rescue!

If stupid people shouldn't breed, WHY the fuuuuck are YOU here?!

I hear Heavenly is about to dumped on with fresh pow! SWEEEET!

34DDD-24-33....Mmmmm!!!

All I need is snow.....can't wait to board!!!!