I wanna take a sexy self bathroom pic and leave a deuce floating in the toilet.

Kiss my ahora Doa!

So, if I blow your mind will you suck my brain?

Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell.

Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. -Albert Einstein

Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans And he travelled with the carnival shows. He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars And he candied up his nose. He got wind of the big brown beaver So he though he'd take himself a peek, But the beaver was quick And

That pink insullation didn't taste anything like cotton candy like that guy said..My tummy itches!

Is it luck?

Is it luck?

whats up with azll the furona? Its not cinco de mayo!!

MMMMMMMM Cake!!!!

Its cold outside for a pimp..

Same Fu!

wow

so close your eyes. its geting dark and the highways clear, no sign of life from front to rear. its just you my dear on the ride home.

We talked, together sharpening a knife. Like killing partners for a life. Hey, we can hide the bodies on the ride home.

I like girls!!

Thousands f battered women in America, and I'm still eating mine plain.

Some people are alive simply because its illegal to kill them.