Surrounded By Idiots's Status |
It's always funny until someone gets hurt.
Then it's just fuckin hilarious! Vodka is just awesome water! So I bought me one of those inflatable love dolls the other day. On the side of the box it said “She NEVER has a head ache!” No,but I did after I got done blowing her up. There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Drinking a Lebatt's blue watching the PENS eliminate the Sens. Who wants the rest of the season off next ????? I had to go to traffic school,and they made me watch movies for like eight hours:head-on collisions,mannequins flying out the windshield.At the end of the movie,the instructor goes,'Now what have we learned by this?Umm'Never let a mannequin drive your car? Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person…..think of yourself as a beautiful monkey . Anyone who uses the phrase “easy as taking candy from a baby” has never tried taking candy from a baby. WOW.. 2,660 fubar drinks later..bet my liver is lookin' real good these days. Never "changing" and keepin' it real for 42 years now. |
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