Get some!

What do they, look good feel good? Well I don't have the look good part down yet, but damn do I feel good.

After a short hiatus from the gym the first workout back felt great, pushed harder than I have all of the previous times, this is some scary shit.

This is my new completely random status.

This is a completely random status, that is all.

This is my updated status.

Happy Father's Day to the fathers out there, not to the mothers, you already had your day.

Time to punch that clown.

Apparently having a powerup makes you a very popular person around here.

What's on your mind?I've just been infected with the boredom disease, please help!!!

Day off, what to do?

This is going to sound stupid, but how does someone pimp someone out on here?

On vacation

Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

Chuck can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.