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Derick42's Status
Done. See you all in the funny papers.
Jul 21, 2012comment
What if I told you I would be there for you? Would you be there for me?
Jul 20, 2012comment
All right, I've been thinking: when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it c
Jul 19, 2012comment
If a boy had a chance... a chance with someone like you... are you gonna break his heart? Make him cry for the moon?
Jul 19, 2012comment
As a Prophet, shouldn't I be able to... I dunno... predict the future or something?
Jul 18, 2012comment
Ha-ha! Level 27! Behold: fubar's newest Prophet! Er... now what?
Jul 18, 2012comment
83,274 Points to go! Nearly there. Been a long time since I last leveled.
Jul 16, 2012comment
What do I have to do to make you notice?
Jul 16, 2012comment
You don't have to be perfect to be perfect for me.
Jul 15, 2012comment
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Jul 15, 2012comment
Don't run away. It's only me.
Jul 14, 2012comment
I'm better than you think and more than you know.
Jul 12, 2012comment
I'm not afraid to love. I'm afraid of being hurt.
Jul 10, 2012comment
So... yeah. Totally, you know?
Jul 9, 2012comment
I'm tired. In bed, even. I should be asleep, but I can't. Or won't. Or maybe I need... something. Someone.
Jul 8, 2012comment
Even with the extra day off in the middle of last week, this weekend still felt too short.
Jul 8, 2012comment
I don't know if I'll make it, but watch how good I'll fake it.
Jul 7, 2012comment
Happy Independence Day! Try not to blow up anything you might want later!
Jul 3, 2012comment
If you want me to go away and leave you alone, here's how you do it: tell me to go away and leave you alone.
Jul 1, 2012comment
We each only get 1 Crush, so mine's gone to someone I actually have a crush on. Sorry, folks.
Jun 27, 2012comment
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