"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like." -Will Rogers

"If I seem unusually clear to you, you must have misunderstood what I said." -Alan Greenspan

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.suoıʇdɯnssɐ ɹnoʎ uoıʇsǝnb oʇ ʎʇı1ıqɐ ǝɥʇ 1ɐsodsıp ɹnoʎ ʇɐ ɹǝʌǝ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ

"Powers are for the weak, I have no powers. I mean, unless you count the power to blow minds with my weapons grade philiosophical insights... Hell, I've flipped more lids than a monkey in a soup-kitchen of the mind." -Xavier the renegade angel

"Powers are for the weak, I have no powers. I mean, unless you count the power to blow minds with my weapons grade philiosophical insights. I'm a thoughtocauster, I'm a conundrummer in a band called Lifepuzzler. Hell, I've flipped more lids

The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie -- deliberate, contrived and dishonest, but the myth, persistent, persuasive, and unrealistic. Belief in myths allows the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. -John F. Kennedy

“One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with wooden stakes.” -Jack Handy quotes

Remember: Never moon a werewolf, unless you want to get eaten.

Remember: Never moon a werewolf.

"There are two dangers that arise when people are ill-informed. One is that they will do something stupid. The other is they won't realize what they've done". —William F. Sharpe

"We shall grapple with the ineffable, and see if we may not eff it after all." —Douglas Adams

There must be more to life than being really really beautiful. -Derek Zoolander

Make one real connection today. Learn something fascinating today. Let go of negativity today.

Peace and love is the only thing that makes sense. Let us not sublimate our need for interaction with a silly game.