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H4yw00d J4870m3's Status
Why is it I always end up right back here? Everytime I think I am free, I get sucked right back into the mix!
Aug 4, 2013comment
All I can say is I hope this dry spell my babe has me on ends soon, my poor forearms can't take much more of this!
Nov 3, 2012comment
Looking for a fun android game to pass the time, try marvel war of heroes and use the ref code: eta140096 for a free gift. Even though I've given up of fubar, I figure if I can get 1 person to sign up I cn get some cool shit!
Oct 22, 2012comment
still needing 12 family adds help would be nice please!
Apr 17, 2012comment
I still need 18 more family adds to level, please help!
Apr 10, 2012comment
Ok it is abundantly clear that you fu fucks don't care, but I really need 19 family adds to level! Please, PLEASE help! Oh yeah, Happy fucking Easter!
Apr 8, 2012comment
25 family adds to level, i know you all dont give a shit, but it would be nice for some help
Apr 6, 2012comment
Bored as hell on my last night of work before vacation! Thank god its gonna be sunny where we're goin!
Mar 7, 2012comment
I love you guys! Do you love love me? Well let's see... I love my owne...wait, no one owns me! I love using all my special ability bling on....wait, none of that either! No one fucking loves me! Can we change that please?
Jan 24, 2012comment
i have some fubux, would like some credits, any offers?
Dec 24, 2011comment
please help my #3 family, she needs to hit top 100 to level, can you please help out, that would be awesome!
Oct 1, 2011comment
WTF is this shit I can't use my pimpouts now for not being big enough?
Oct 1, 2011comment
thanks for playing ya'll we will try again soon!
Sep 21, 2011comment
i have two pimpouts, who wants one?
Sep 21, 2011comment
i need to get 10 noobs to buy me drinks please! also, thanks to all my friends that helped me level up, you guys are the best!
Aug 13, 2011comment
I FOUND WHAT I TOLD YOU I WOULD!
Aug 2, 2011comment
i am losing, and gladly admiting it!
Aug 2, 2011comment
thanks funsized and kitty for playing, that was fun!
Aug 2, 2011comment
two more, i dare ya to sb me to get one!
Aug 2, 2011comment
fuck it, three pimpouts, who wants one?
Aug 2, 2011comment
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