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Yer noze iches :)
Mar 2, 2018comment
I should update my status sometimes
Mar 1, 2018comment
Seriously folks gonna get mad at me for rating 10s on photos when I don't have any 11s?
Feb 21, 2018comment
Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, Or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, Then Shott was shot, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott, but Nott.
Sep 16, 2015comment
Its raining cats & dogs outside... I just stepped in a poddle. Talk about a purrfect storm!
Sep 9, 2015comment
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
Sep 9, 2015comment
Wierd - sometimes it lets me rate an 11 and sometimes it doesn't!
Aug 28, 2015comment
Happy hump day!
Apr 23, 2014comment
Frustrated with my DVR. I programmed it to record "The biggest looser" and it keeps recording Auburn games! :(
Aug 15, 2013comment
Trying to use the force to levitate the remote from the table accross the room to my hand.... not working :(
May 31, 2013comment
Happy hump day :)
May 29, 2013comment
Wow block me for rating 10's? Really???
May 28, 2013comment
Hope y'all are having an awesome week!
Apr 15, 2013comment
Is it spring yet???
Mar 2, 2013comment
Been practicing all my life and I flunked my sleep test :(
Feb 21, 2013comment
There is a new virus going around, called "work." If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via email, Internet or simply handed to you by a colleague ... DO NOT OPEN IT. This has been circulating around our building for months and those who have b
Feb 12, 2013comment
I need fans have you fanned me?
Jan 21, 2013comment
like/rate/friend/fan/comment for a bomb
Jan 20, 2013comment
Need 2500 likes today y'all like up on me! running GM later 5 credits to add :)
Jan 20, 2013comment
Fan me Ill fan you back! :)
Dec 5, 2012comment
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