Porn is for the weak... Sex is for the week!

I'll be up for a while... Message me!! ;)

In RARE FORM! :) Hit me up!!! Oh and looking for bling... Does anyone love me enough?!?!

Men hate me... I should become a lesbian.... Who Votes Yes/No!?

I'm baaaaaack!!! :)

So I'm looking for an interesting new lounge... Any suggestions?

Wow, so I basically just figured out that I'm NEVER going to level up. :( I need 3,000,000 more points. Easy enough I guess. But, I need 3 buzz kills, 2 Pimpouts, and 5 "Big Pimpin Gifts" worth at least 50,000 fubucks.... Yea I'll be a level 24 forever.

The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tarter by 77%, suck a dick and save a smile.

I am the happiest girl in the world right now!!! Falling in love is such an amazing feeling... *JEES*

Apparently i'm a bitch and i'll never find a man that puts up with my shit :(

~**JEES**~.... Haven't heard from you :( Can't sleep.... Wish you'd talk to me.... On a lighter note, New pics! Rates and comments are appreciated.

Glitter is the herpes of arts and crafts...

I'M SCROLLIN!!! YEAYAH Thank you Tink!!!!!!

I am ABSA-FUCKING-LUTELY miserable right now. :(

Happy birthday to me!!!!!

I'm sooo tired of being single :( Fix it?!

Girls have unique magic tricks. They get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard!

A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. The cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, “A wet pussy always makes a cock happy.”

Big bad wolf told little red riding hood, “Lift your top so I can suck your tits.” “No” she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin’ book says.

I WANT A BOOMERANG!!! :(