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Mr John Smith Jr 3rd's Status
Real people. Real fun. Really
Sep 29, 2014comment
The Ebola bling is so pretty
Sep 6, 2014comment
· You completed achievement: Five Years on fubar SHOOT ME
Mar 17, 2014comment
Happy Vaginatines Day
Feb 15, 2014comment
Christmas has officially been cancelled
Dec 20, 2013comment
Can't wait 4 Thanksgiving Turducken
Nov 25, 2013comment
Word up, word down, word up all around
Nov 5, 2013comment
Canadian crack smoking mayor rules
Nov 5, 2013comment
Changing lives one twerk @ a time
Nov 4, 2013comment
Get back to work losers, govt shutdown is over
Oct 23, 2013comment
Yeah, I'm a diva, so f***ing wut
Oct 9, 2013comment
I C U P ME 2 I P 2 WE ALL P
Oct 1, 2013comment
Hip hop on one foot
Sep 23, 2013comment
Rate me (on Yelp)
Sep 17, 2013comment
Don't be a jerk, twerk while you work
Sep 12, 2013comment
Never forget, my car keys, ever again.
Sep 11, 2013comment
Remember the joints grandma used to roll, Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Sep 9, 2013comment
Remember those joints grandma used to smoke, Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Sep 9, 2013comment
OMG THE NEW DOG TURD BLING IS ADORABLE !!!!
Sep 7, 2013comment
Twerked so hard broke a twerkbone
Aug 28, 2013comment
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