Its FU-KIN TITTY COLD!!!

Cold as FOOK this morning

Being a MANLEY MAN, laying tile....... SEXXXXXXXY :D

Going to war with the sock stealing dryer knomes..... CRY HAVOC!!!!

Nothin more frustrating than sox getting stolen by washing machine gremlins....... WHAT do they do with sox?!?!?!?!

Lookin for HOT curvy girls with porno-hair to do porno with :D

Not out or Tabasco sauce now.......... but tongues on fire :D

FUCK........ out of Tabasco sauce

U know ur getting old when u have to get one of those pill keepers to keep track of ur daily meds LOL

I WISH a meteor would fall from the sky and crush Harry Reids STUPID F&$%ing head..... And no one else

Need some booze

HOLY crap its cold, got hand warmers taped to muh nips

why cant I rate myself, Can injure myself, can pleasure myself. Why not rate......... myself???

"You cant rate yourself foolio"......... Why the F#$% not?!?!?!?

Nobody seems to want to join my kabuki dick dance :(

Doin the KABUKI dick dance, Who wants in????

Protect the 2nd Amendment! 27 Amendments to The Bill of Rights. The 2nd Amendment IS the ONLY GUARRENTEE that you will keep the other 26.

They killed Fluffy! U BASTARDS!!!

HUMBUG!!!

Back from vacation