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I've finally stopped drinking for good ... And I've started drinking for evil. No "New Year/New Me" here I'll be the same honest asshole at 12:01 that I was at 11:59. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic... I wasn't planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung G7 Note phones. Shall I compare thee to a Summer's Eve? For thou art a douche. Dear Santa, before I try to explain…..just how much do you already know? I'm not a virgin, My life fucks me everyday!! It's cool how our pinky finger evolved into a cell phone stand. It's never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes. Being complex means you're interesting. Being complicated means you're an asshole.:D There are two things in life that as soon as you finish you want to do again: sleeping and sex. |