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When you think about it, isn't egg salad really chicken salad?

Not to interrupt your story, but do you have a completely different and possibly shorter story?

I'd be 100 % more motivated if Samuel L. Jackson yelled at me to get things done.

Happy St. Patrick's Day! Have a great day and stay safe xoxo

When your kids become teenagers, it's important to have a dog so someone in the house is happy to see you.

Whenever I'm driving, and someone lets me go in front of them, I always feel the need to go as fast as possible, so they don't regret their decision. I won't let you down, Mr. Mercedes Man, I won't let you down.

Happy New Year to all with well wishes for a happy, healthy, prosperous 2017.

Well, I just found out our town's Christmas pageant has been cancelled... couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

I should run for political office just to see what kind of scandalous dirt they dig up. It would be nice to piece together my twenties.

If A-B-C-D didn't drag out their part of the Alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn't have to be so rushed.

Funny new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Yesterday I had a tuna sandwich named Bob.

Saw a guy wearing shorts with suspenders and black socks with sandals and realized I'll never be that confident.

Wanna try something fun now that school is back in session?.... tell them the teacher called, then ask if there is something they need to tell you.

Couple beside me in at the bar over the weekend are on a blind date; they both love dogs, sushi, and looking at Tinder while the other one is in the restroom.

Me to kids: People overcome adversity all the time... Look at Beethoven. They told him he was deaf, but did he listen?

Have a great Saturday everyone!

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