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The Undead Will Feast's Status
sex sex sex sex and more sex
Jan 3, 2012comment
I need help leveling up. Will someone buy me for 100,000 so i can level up. Please help.
Dec 13, 2011comment
Two new young interns are hired in the White House. They are walking down the hall when President Clinton sees them. The President walks up and says, "Gee, I've never come across your faces before."
Aug 19, 2011comment
I have a personal reason to ask you all to do this. Only some of you will, and I know who you are. If you know someone who fought Cancer and won, or fought Cancer and died, please add this as your status for 1 hour as a mark of respect and in remembrance
Jul 21, 2011comment
I want to play a game. Up until now, you have spent your life among the dead, piecing together their final moments. You're good at this because, you, like them, are also dead. Dead on the inside. You identify more with a cold corpse than you do with a livi
Jul 18, 2011comment
million points to go. Please help a dead man out.
Jul 15, 2011comment
Need 50 photos rated to level up please help.
Jul 13, 2011comment
Happy hump day
Jul 13, 2011comment
Please help me level up. I only need 3,098 points.
Jul 13, 2011comment
Will someone buy me a drink please.
Jul 12, 2011comment
I NEED CREDITS ANYONE DONATING?
Jul 12, 2011comment
Bomb me to help me level up.
Jul 11, 2011comment
Feast on the corpse, suck out his brain As its fluids drip down the drain Chew on the bones, drink from its bladder The vile stench only makes me madder
Jul 11, 2011comment
To beat death, you've got to know death
Jul 11, 2011comment
How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Jun 27, 2011comment
I need a drink
Feb 4, 2011comment
get me drunk
Jan 14, 2011comment
please get me half way drunk to level.
Jan 14, 2011comment
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place
Oct 18, 2010comment
wednesday is hump day lets hump
Oct 13, 2010comment
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