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Phone smashed into a million pieces. Currently trying to figure out how to get a new one. Fml.
Mar 27, 2017comment
I'm so sick of people saying they wish they could help. If you really wanted to help you would offer no matter how minimal. Only those who have not intention of helping say they wish they could.
Feb 3, 2017comment
Burned the fuck out of my hand. Now I'm missing a week of work. Feel free to send donations so I don't loose my apt. Rent is about to be due.
Jan 28, 2017comment
I officially give up. Fml
Jan 4, 2017comment
Screw it. I decided to make one.just throwing this out there. If it's not ok then I'll take it down. But we will see what happens. Anything helps. http://www.gofundme.com/33jy5nk
Dec 12, 2016comment
Thinking about starting a collection fund to get my finances back on track.
Dec 12, 2016comment
Anyone want to help me pay my rent. Fml.
Dec 8, 2016comment
It's starting to look like my life will never be back in order again.
Oct 17, 2016comment
Well looks like my car insurance is getting cancelled.
Oct 4, 2016comment
Well my car insurance is cancelling on the 6th. Here's to hoping that I find $400 somewhere to pay it before then.
Sep 22, 2016comment
Anyone want to pay my student loans for me. It would make my life so much easier.
Aug 24, 2016comment
Just waiting for the stars to fall from the sky and the world to end.
May 3, 2016comment
Can I just find $800 lying on the street? Please and thank you.
Feb 3, 2016comment
One of these days I'm going to catch a break that will change everything. Today is probably just not that day.
Jan 2, 2016comment
Back for now. It's been awhile. Idk how long I'll be here but I will try to make it more often.
Oct 14, 2015comment
Work, Gym repeat. Too bad my job is crazy lifting and searing heat all day.
Jul 3, 2014comment
Everyone keeps asking me what I'm doing now that I graduated. Working. I'm working. I have loans to pay back and I didn't work my ass off for a degree to do nothing with it.
Jul 2, 2014comment
Its offical I've graduated as a valedictorian and am officially certified and a college graduate.fuck yea.
Jun 23, 2014comment
Work school sleep repeat. I can't wait to graduate in three weeks.
May 25, 2014comment
Sick again. Fml. My throat is so swollen i can barely talk.
May 7, 2014comment
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