Computers are alot like air conditioners, they are pretty much useless if you open windows

sudo make me a sandwich

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Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

we are accidents waiting to happen

Dead ppls should stay dead. FUCK YOU!

There is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Anything that happens, happens. Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen. Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again. It doesn't necessarily do it in chronological order, t

DON'T PANIC

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams

i promised to my wife and children I'd never touch another drink as long as I live but even then it sounds so soothing to mix a gin and sink into oblivion I promised to my wife and children that accident left everyone a little shook up but at the meetings

promised to my wife and children I'd never touch another drink as long as I live but even then it sounds so soothing to mix a gin and sink into oblivion

I promised to my wife and children I'd never touch another drink as long as I live but even then it sounds so soothing to mix a gin and sink into oblivion I promised to my wife and children that accident left everyone a little shook up but at the meetings

I swear to God I just want to slit my wrists and end this bullshit Throw the Magnum to my head, threaten to pull shit And squeeze, until the bed's, completely red I'm glad I'm dead, a worthless fuckin' buddah head

I swear to God I just want to slit my wrists and end this bullshit Throw the Magnum to my head, threaten to pull shit And squeeze, until the bed's, completely red I'm glad I'm dead, a worthless fuckin' buddah head The stress is buildin' up, I can't, I can'

I fucking hate tuesdays

fuck it

Selling solar powered driers for $200 ( ya know like clothes drier ppls)

Stars when you shine you know how I feel Scent of the pine you know how I feel Oh freedom is mine And I know how I feel It's a new dawn It's a new day It's a new life For me And I'm feeling good

My name is Buck and Im here to fuck