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lilsexymamma's Status
was always told to practice the Golden Rule - treat others like I wanted to be treated... so I spanked you and pulled your hair.
Aug 5, 2011comment
Do you suppose the inventor of the vibrator heard a voice that said...If you build it they will come?
Jun 29, 2011comment
NOT FEELING THE LOVE WHERES MY BOYS AT???????
Jun 27, 2011comment
if Ur heart is broken,I'll get the glue!if Ur lost in life,I'll come find u!if Ur sad,I'll make u smile!& if Ur happy let me no,we'll celebrate vodka style!
Jun 13, 2011comment
this sex is sex a sex good sex way sex to sex keep sex a sex fucking sex idiot sex busy sex for sex two sex minutes sex!!! Now read this without the word sex
Jun 13, 2011comment
A blow-job is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of references!
Jun 7, 2011comment
...Sticks & Stones may break my bones... whips and chains excite me... so throw me down, pull my hair, and please freaking bite me!!!
Nov 2, 2010comment
Ill keep you my dirty lil secret
Oct 31, 2010comment
roses are red violets are blu i sure would love too fu** you
Oct 25, 2010comment
roses are red violets are blu i sure would love too fu** you
Oct 20, 2010comment
roses are red violets are blu i sure would love too fu** you
Oct 18, 2010comment
FAN ME PLEASE AND NEED PROFILE RATES PLZZZZZ...MUAHHH
Oct 15, 2010comment
WHOOOHOOOO I LEVELED
Oct 15, 2010comment
help 48,000 more points to go cum'on guys help me plzzzzz
Oct 14, 2010comment
need help leveling anyone wanna help me pleeeaaase
Oct 14, 2010comment
RATE,FAN,ADD, LIKE,CRUSH WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO TO ME AND DONT FORGET I LOVE PHOTO COMMENTS.:)
Oct 10, 2010comment
HAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAAAA SOMEONE THINKS IM FAKE IM AS REAL AS THEY COME HONEY SO KISS MY ASS
Oct 6, 2010comment
who likes the new dislike button...lmao
Oct 1, 2010comment
love me or hate me its still an obsession
Sep 30, 2010comment
i loooove photo comments...amuse me
Sep 29, 2010comment
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