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My mother used to say, the older you get, the better you get, unless you are a banana
My mother used to say, the older you get, the better you get, unless you are a banana
Common since is like deadorant. The people that need it the most never use it......
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age
What do a truck driver and strippers have in common? They both get paid by the load!!!!
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Yall drink spice lattes, I throw beer cans in the bed of my truck from the drivers seat at 65mph. Yeah we aint the same, just sayin
Yall drink spice lattes, I throw beer cans in the bed of my truck from the drivers seat at 65mph. Yeah we aint the same, just sayin
Well this crazy frog is getting married again and not on fu but real life, here I go again. Wish me luck.
People say circumcision doesnt hurt.I was circumcised when I was born and I couldnt walk for nearly a year!
I heard if you drink every day you are an alcoholic, which is why I only drink every night!
I'm tired of ppl complaining about $7 beers, $10 parking, and $20 cover charge Don't like the prices, then stop coming to my house.
I almost died in the shower today. I slipped and my dumbass tried to grab the water.
Due to rising costs, dirty deeds are no longer dirt cheep. Sorry for the inconvenience.
If I ever go missing screw a milk cartoon...put my face on a tequila bottle that way my friends will see it
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