Why is it so hard to find a nymphomaniac hot chick with Daddy issues?

Looking for love in all the wrong places. Looks like I found the right wrong place

Another day in paradise...

Hi fubarians. Hope all is well in fu-land!

There has only been one time in our history that a group of refugees came over here and killed everyone. we celebrated that event's beginning, on thursday.

I don't take viarga, it just makes me taller.. Lol, just kidding, I dont have enough skin.

Ugly fucks, go fuck yourselves, cuz nobody else will. *chokes down gag reflex*

Today makes 9 years that I've been a fubarian. Going all the way back to lost cherry.com what a ride its been! I was on fubar before Facebook!

Life is like a penis, simple relaxed and hanging freely, its the women who make it hard!

Girls fall in love with what they hear and boys fall in love with what they see. That's why girls wear makeup and boys lie -- wiz kalifa

Its my birthday! Time to get into the appropriate suit!

We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thanks" will suffice, not all this "How did you get in my house?" business... What's a man gotta do for some appreciation?

Another day in paradise!

Well, Monday is over. Is it the weekend yet?

Why can't I be the man I'm supposed to be?

I have now been on fubar for 8 years (longer than on Facebook) I was in the first 1/4 million members (user 202788 to be exact) and its been a hell of a ride watching fubar climb to 10 million!

Carpé scrotum ---seize life by the balls!

When Love Is Not Madness, It Is Not Love! -- Pedro Calderon De La Barca

You remind me of my next girlfriend...