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RCPimptress's Status
good god my life is difficult full time work full time school and full time mom.... geeeesh i think i need a vacation!
Aug 18, 2011comment
Ok so being a native Texan... I have to complain its WAY to F*in hot here can some one please send planes to fly over our state and start dropping water every where... that is all
Aug 5, 2011comment
Please help me gain points so I can level... thank you :-)
Jul 27, 2011comment
I need my head, back, butt, and well I guess my entire body rubbed down :-( oh the stress of life
Jul 27, 2011comment
I think today I shall play the part of a pornstar.... action!!!
Jul 21, 2011comment
Today I shall be on top of the world because I am me and I am a goddess.... in my sexy lingerie of course...
Jul 21, 2011comment
OK I never knew that having sex while standing on your hands could be soooo much fun... I got some mad skills yo! lol
Jul 20, 2011comment
I love it when a gay man tells me "Only a woman like you can turn a Gay man straight" yes sir or ma'am whatever your batting... Mama knows how to handle a man
Jul 12, 2011comment
OMg its a Friday night I have no kids and all my friends are tied up at home with their husbands or boyfriends someone please rescue me!!!!
Jul 8, 2011comment
I need a break from Texas men... irresponsible and indecisive... make up your minds!!!.. June 2012 please hurry up and get here Montego Bay keeps calling my freakin name!!!!!
Jul 6, 2011comment
Anyone wanna help me by sending a cherrybomb my way?
Jul 5, 2011comment
Happy 4th EVERYONE... have a safe holiday!... send love my way and I will return the favor *kisses*
Jul 3, 2011comment
I need to be cherry bombed 5 times can someone please help?
Jul 3, 2011comment
Is there a way to turn off horniness lol??? Show me lots of lovin!
Jul 1, 2011comment
Come on guys please help little ol me out only 2,072,808 points to go til I level I already fulfilled the other requirement... PLEASE Please help....
Jun 30, 2011comment
Show me lots and lots of love please......
Jun 30, 2011comment
I need a new crew of friends.... Anyone want to hang out? Im tired of the drama bs that my current friends cause.... Stupid Catsy Cunts....... Hit me up.. Love me or hate me but you know you wanna rate me..... *kisses*
Jun 29, 2011comment
i need a beerita pronto!!!!!
Jun 28, 2011comment
can someone please come cuddle me right now?
Jun 27, 2011comment
Can i get one more Fan so I can reach 1000 :-)
Jun 27, 2011comment
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