Talking, laughing, loving, breathing, fighting, fucking, crying, drinking, winning, losing, cheating, kissing, thinking, dreaming

Everyone enjoys a good flirt and sweet talking, its just how you act on it that can get you into trouble. ;)

If you had a chance to say anything to me what would it be and be honest leave answers below if you are brave enough!!

I'm sweet, kind, lovable and innocent. SHHH! Stop laughing. You're blowing my cover!

I'm not old, I'm 25 plus shipping and handling....

I'm always on my best behavior. It just happens that my best behavior isn't very good.

I specialize in tripping over my own feet, falling out of chairs, and running into things. What's your talent???

I won't take a bullet for you because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move.

Yep, I'm an Angel and when someone breaks my wings, I just jump on my broomstick and continue to fly! At least I'm flexible ;)

They said not to sniff markers, but then they made scented ones... WTF

Has anyone ever noticed that whenever someone is asked what single item they would take with them to a deserted island, no one ever says a boat?

If you fall in love with two people, pick the second person. Because if you were really in love with the first person, you wouldn't have fallen for the second

I will be starting group meetings at my house for people with OCD. Not because I have it, but because I know someone will get the urge to clean my house!

Never fall for those get rich quick schemes. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.