Calling a woman handsome is the same as calling her a pretty man

Yes I do think you're ugly. Oh you didn't ask me that did you?

“Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.” ~T.S. Eliot~

BREAKING NEWS:. The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get the Hell Over It. Any complaints can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-aaah

~Human kind cannot bear very much reality~ T.S. Eliot

why o why do you taunt me mister bouncer man?

I would jump for joy but I just realized I don't know anyone named Joy

What you call mean I call the truth

Take the safety labels off of everything and let stupidity take care of itself.

Teacher: "Can you tell the name of 3 great Kings who have brought happpines and peace into people lives?" Student: " Smo-king", Drin-king and Fuc-king"

Running around robbin banks gettin whacked off of scooby snacks

‎"What you do speaks so loud I can not hear what you say." Ralph Waldo Emerson

"There is no exquisite beauty… without some strangeness in the proportion." — Edgar Allan Poe

I have chocolate chip cookies. That's right be jealous

I will let you down, I will make you hurt ~Trent Reznor~

‎"We've become hollow men, stuffed men, heads filled with straw, no convictions or higher purpose... and for hollow men, the world will end not with a bang but a whimper." ~T.S. Eliot~

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. Edgar Allan Poe

In my end is my beginning ~T.S. Eliot

The corpse you planted last year in your garden. Has it begun to sprout? Will it bloom this year? ~T.S. Elliot~

I'm not mean I'm honest... why can't anyone understand that???