Be the reason someone smiles today...or the reason they drink. Whatever works.

Behind every angry woman is a man who has no clue what he did wrong. 😁

Have a safe & happy new year 🎉

Husband: Am I the only one you've been with? Wife: Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights.

MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄

"I asked the guy at the Garden Center if he had anything that wouldn't die. He said, 'Yeah, my mother-in-law.'"

What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism ;)

What's the difference between a new husband & a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities :D

:/

Gotta love the little sh*ts who stop by to play the Holiday Game but don't rate you.

Thank you to the few that tried to get me Rekt'd 20x for the WC. Your help was much appreciated =)

Need 12 Rekts, if you can assist, Please and TY =) Southern Blonde is doing all the work for folks needing rekt. Help her out a bit ;D

Need 13 Rekts, if you can assist, Please and TY =) Southern Blonde is doing all the work for folks needing rekt. Help her out a bit ;D

Need 14 Rekts, if you can assist, Please and TY =) Southern Blonde is doing all the work for folks needing rekt. Help her out a bit :D