It's no longer my birthday, and my fair city is dry. :)
It's my birthday and my fair city has flooded. :(
Tired, bored, meh.
A horrible monkey just attacked my ankle. I fear I may die. Please send help.
I'm owned by the spotlight! Pretty neat, eh?
That Audrey girl is the bee's knees, I tell ya!
"Follow Fubar on twitter." God no.
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