Life is corny but here I am , holding my cobb

People always have a problem to the solution.

What's it like. Feeling human?

My thoughts carry no value in the minds of others

I'll door dash a knuckle sandwich for 59.95.

This is my reality. The world is just a playground.

Just keep swimming

Im unique. Not special.

Smooth sailing is for people that can't handle the waves.

Rough seas are made for fun times.

3rd day this week my stroke symptoms got me soo fucked up I'm numb but I'm on fire . Which side of me do you want.

Why so serious

All these fat doobies and no fat booties...

A banana with out the B is mfkn pineapple! You see.

With a brain stem like mine... The roses might not bloom in time.

The thing is..... Is it.

If she has an apple, expect a banana too.

The turtles have purple smiles from my mulberrys.....

I don't like days where Cute women ask me to put on a gown...

Anyone have aquarium supplies they don't need?