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Harms's Status
Life is corny but here I am , holding my cobb
1 daycomment
People always have a problem to the solution.
Jun 7, 2024comment
What's it like. Feeling human?
Jun 6, 2024comment
My thoughts carry no value in the minds of others
Jun 5, 2024comment
I'll door dash a knuckle sandwich for 59.95.
Jun 4, 2024comment
This is my reality. The world is just a playground.
Jun 2, 2024comment
Just keep swimming
May 31, 2024comment
Im unique. Not special.
May 30, 2024comment
Smooth sailing is for people that can't handle the waves.
May 25, 2024comment
Rough seas are made for fun times.
May 24, 2024comment
3rd day this week my stroke symptoms got me soo fucked up I'm numb but I'm on fire . Which side of me do you want.
May 24, 2024comment
Why so serious
May 23, 2024comment
All these fat doobies and no fat booties...
May 23, 2024comment
A banana with out the B is mfkn pineapple! You see.
May 23, 2024comment
With a brain stem like mine... The roses might not bloom in time.
May 23, 2024comment
The thing is..... Is it.
May 21, 2024comment
If she has an apple, expect a banana too.
May 20, 2024comment
The turtles have purple smiles from my mulberrys.....
May 19, 2024comment
I don't like days where Cute women ask me to put on a gown...
May 18, 2024comment
Anyone have aquarium supplies they don't need?
May 17, 2024comment
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