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CrabbyCancer needs 2b bombed 15x's Status
come bomb me instead i need 13 more of those
14 hrscomment
ok forget the fueweisher they don't have that no more on the list to get
14 hrscomment
I need 1056 Fuweisers in the next 6 hours please
18 hrscomment
Good morning ladies come fan add rate poke bling comment polish and send me tons of Fuweisers I need them for achievement and nowhere close to the goal
19 hrscomment
I need 955 more FuWeisers in the next 6 hours please; So please send me them for drinks TIA
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I can tell when my daughter is angry at a boy; She uses a phrase that I use to say a lot in my pre-teens and teen age years! I'm not sure where she heard it from being I haven't said it in a long time. I am guessing their dad told them. IDK
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Come fan add rate poke bling comment polish ladies :)
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third message I get a lot that I just got by someone: "How can you be a lesbian? You don't look like one!" I am like WTF does a lesbian suppose to look like?
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third message I get a lot that I just gi=ot by someone: "How can you be a lesbian? You don't look like one!" I am like WTF does a lesbian suppose to look like?
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A third message I get a lot that I just gpt by someone: How can you be a lesbian? You don't look like one! I am like WTF does a lesbian suppose to look like?
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"You've just haven't met the right guy yet!" BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH! I don't know how many times I see this in my inbox daily! Give it a rest guys If your single and looking "ONLINE" your not right for anyone either! And their is one thing trying to hook up with someone online that a computer will NEVER tell you is; Whoever the person your trying to meet up with has body odor or not (this goes both ways) just imagine having to be stuck on a date with someone for at least 2 hours without not able to leave! So stop trying to hook up wiht people whether we are lesbians bi or straight
1 daycomment
GM ladies might be on/off a lot this morning just not feeling good at the moment
1 daycomment
GM Ladies and got a question: Do any of you have trouble finding your "anniversary gift" when they send it to your email? I can never dind mine. I look in all folders but never see it.
2 dayscomment
Need to be bombed 15x for WC come bomb me if you can ladies :)
3 dayscomment
Need to be bombed 15x for WC come bomb me if you can ladies :)
3 dayscomment
Hello CrabbyCancer! Congratulations, you earned a new achievement! Your Achievement: Three Years on fubar Description: Three Years on fubar Achievement Points Earned: 25 Medal Awarded:
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Birthday is coming up in a few weeks YIKES! Who be kind and send me a VIP package for my birthday when it comes? hhmm lol
3 dayscomment
Never understood this message from the male half: "Too bad your a lesbian!" Why is it too bad? And instead of telling us its "too bad" try and find out from the sraight females why they are not interested and see if they will tell you why and work on that! Than go back at them and see if it helped
3 dayscomment
Got my sh*tface's done for the day
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