I just had the most heavenly, long, tanned tube filled with white creamy stuff in my mouth...

Once again sitting on my ass in Fourchon. I need a day off!

Once again sitting on my ass in Fourchon. I need a day off

I'm hungry and this restaurant is taking forever

Sitting here watching the rain fall

Would somebody buy my ass? I am starting to feel unloved LOL

It's 4am and it is fuckin' cold! I want to go to bed

Wishin' someone would rub my shoulders