Lesson is don't make her mad, she poured water in front of the dishwasher letting him suffer for the next 2hrs trying to solve the problem.

parenting tip# 101 pretend to be on the phone you will have their full attention.

Some people are like clouds......once they fuck off it's a beautiful day.

If he wants you only for your legs, thighs and breast.....remind him kfc is just down the street.

I'm in need of backroads and loud music, with a lake at the end.

I always start my day with good intentions.......then I get out of bed and that's where it usually goes wrong!

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to, cry if i want to, you would cry to if it happened to you........admit it you sang it you didn't read it!

If I had sex as much as I got screwed.......Life would be awesome!

Nothing like kicking of summer with tornado warnings like come on!

Did it got in been poked good to go....what again in September......dam needles.

I'm at the point where even the devil says "shit she is out of coffee" and runs.

I'm just waiting to see what my coffee is deciding...good side or dark??

Being a parent has it's ups and downs....up side they are all asleep down side nite ya'll.

Ever look back at some of the things you did growing up, and wondered how you survived?

oh my I just realized and thank you ..... you know who you are! hugs

The sole purpose of the pinky toe is to make sure the furniture is in place.

It's sunny out, get out outside while at take the trash.

Well it's that time to give my pillow some head and my sheets some ass.

Mammatus clouds get their name from the Latin term for "man tits"

It's a fine day. Wanna get into some trouble? Anyone have a bulldozer?