I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream. Can't get to heaven on roller skates. You've killed the saint in me, how dare you martyr me! Relationships are like Whack-a-Mole. You squash one annoying deformity and another one pops up in no time." --- Melissa Jensen Tree limb through the roof for $2500 Alex. And I hope I don't fall in love with you - Tom Waites TGIW! Let the WEEKend begin! If Rob Zombie could rob zombies, how many zombies could Rob Zombie rob? My record for marrying couples: first couple, one child. Second couple, twins. Third couple TRIPLETS! 3, don't know where or how, just bet it! Just because I'm laughing doesn't mean it's right. Anyone else so happy and so sad at the same time? Ever had a moment in your life where you could rerun time? This is my time. I'm the happiest man on FUBAR today! This new year I will blah blah blah blah. Santa face is gone until next year. I'll be back before the face will. My balls are hanging funny. Guess it's time to rearrange the tree. |
