Just passed my last test. I now run the Kitchen in the prison.

I know I am gone for long stretches of time... I currently just finished the 6th week out of 7 Training weeks. This is one of the wildest jobs I've ever trained for.

If any of you have a full set of the Schrodinger's cat blind box... please inbox me. Need to polish 5 full sets.

CPR certified and Combat ready! Bring it.

I promise, I'm not hiding from you. I've been training for a new job and the department of corrections. There is a lot involved. They have to transform me into a UFC fighter, just to supervise the kitchen. I think this is my midlife crisis showing. I knew I shouldn't have watched the new Roadhouse movie.

I apologize for being MIA... Finally started to get back into my work and put everything back together.

I'm back for awhile. Business seems good.

I've been gone all week on business. I come back to over, well over a hundred drinks or so on here. Not a single one of them was a personal send. This is supposed to be a place to interact. Not just level up.

In the middle of my first busy streak since the recovery. Please be nice.

Who's getting beads?

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

Just a small update... The moonshine pickles will absolutely fuck you up...

I don't really drink much anymore... But I found a jar of pickles steeped in moonshine. Does it count as drinking?

Sorry if I've been hit or miss here lately. Just a lot going on.

I see that the New England Patriots have secretly been replaced by the Kansas City Chiefs.

Happy Swiftbowl

Seeing the world for the first time this year...

I'm back...