Will someone buy me please?

come on now. don't just get me shitfaced...i need some a/f/r/comments/crushes/blings/and blasts! PLEASE?!?!?!

a/f/r/comment/crush/bling/blast me! (points are very helpful!...hint hint)

MY BIRTHDAY IS TODAY!!! SHOW SOME REAL FU-LOVE!!! (pssst...I'd really like some more points to level up!...hint hint)

MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW!!! SHOW SOME REAL FU-LOVE!!!

a/f/r/comment/bling/bomb/crush me! u know u want to!