Something about early morning fog that I think Adrienne Barbeau is gonna save me from evil pirate ghosts

When you’ve seen the bathroom wall messages, and they seem to be more prophetic prose than what you read in online status updates

There’s snow in November because people decorate for Christmas early

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure-dome decre

Thank you to those who supported military family, you’re the real heroes

Congrats to everyone who voted. Either way you voted, it makes us a better place

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