All I want for Christmas is to see titties

I could really use a face full of tits right now

Not feeling very sociable of late :/

Just back to check on things

Just 10 days until my second vax shot. Need to schedule some human contact for sometime after

Can't seem to get excited about logging in anymore

Who wants to taste my candy cane?

I really hate being lonely all the time

I feel very ugh

Man a whole birthday gone and not one pair of tits in my inbox. Sad times.

I got nothing

It's not like anybody gives a shit

Any car can be a bumper car if you're brave and/or insured enough.

I got unsolicited nude pics today. Can't say I didn't like it.

This coronavirus can suck my dick.

Tired of feeling lonely

Good god quarantine is boring. Brighten my day?

Well I guess I'm stuck at home for 2 weeks

I need a massage. I have a lot of stiffness I need to work out

I need a backiotomy