I don't like the cold weather out here today.

Hello

Crazy how now on the daily news always hearing bout people dying left and right.

Home sick with the flu 😞

How does one go through life without a sense of humor?

Just want to go cuddle in my bed and pass out.

What did I miss?

I need a vacation

New kids slang words are gonna kill me. Mom that chick has no pole... good that means she isn't a stripper... No mom that means she doesn't have any flirting skills and guys don't like her.

I think my get up and go got up and left without me

I don't wanna get up and moving.

Freaking cold -5° out there!!!

For all those that keep asking to see NSFW pictures... there is this thing called the internet there are pictures of ladies that are a million times better looking then me and they show that shit for free, so don't waste your time asking me!

-8° I didn't sign up for this shit... turn the sun back on

Random stuff my daughter says... kidnapping is just surprise adoption mom.

It's so cold outside

Good Morning

Snow

Another day another flavor, of cheesecake that is. Went to the cheesecake factory they are gonna turn me into a fatty.

I have such a migraine headache