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"If no meant no then every man would die a virgin."
Mar 18, 2012comment
Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more cowbell!
Mar 16, 2012comment
Have a Fu-tastic night......R/F/A/Like Me!!!!!!
Mar 15, 2012comment
"Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need"
Mar 15, 2012comment
I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
Mar 14, 2012comment
Were you born stupid or is that from practice and years of dedication?
Mar 11, 2012comment
only 200k to level......any help is appreciated....:)
Mar 11, 2012comment
only 500k to level......any help is appreciated....:)
Mar 10, 2012comment
only 750k to level......any help is appreciated....:)
Mar 9, 2012comment
950k to level......any help is appreciated....:)
Mar 8, 2012comment
1 mil to lvl......any help is appreciated....:)
Mar 7, 2012comment
We do it different round here, that's right!! But we sure do it good and we do it all night!!
Mar 5, 2012comment
just need 1 pimpout to level....:)
Mar 3, 2012comment
just need 2 pimpouts to level....:)
Mar 3, 2012comment
just need 2 buzzkills and 2 pimpouts to level....:)
Mar 2, 2012comment
needs 3 buzzkills, 2 pimpouts and 5 big pimpin gifts 50k plus, no idea what 2/3 of those are.....lol
Mar 2, 2012comment
"We do it different round here, that's right, but we sure do it good and we do it all night"
Mar 1, 2012comment
Livin La Vida Single......
Feb 26, 2012comment
Dumped again......why do i continue to be a nice guy when the assholes are the ones that get girls
Feb 25, 2012comment
Bored!!!!!
Feb 21, 2012comment
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