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I just poured myself some iced tea. I could have sworn I heard one of the beers in my fridge whisper "What the Fuck!?"
To whom it may concern: 6 inches is not enough and 12 inches is too much! Just saying... From your loyal subway customer =)
i need to be in the top 1000 to level well guess imma stay level 32 forever.....
I had this one night stand, the next morning I felt bad, so the I bought another one for the other side of the bed.
Know the difference between a female chocolate bunny and a male chocolate bunny? if it has a hollow head it is definitely a male!!
thinks today could get messy. My give-a-fuck is busted, my filter is broken, and the sarcasm is flowing. Anyone care to chat at their own risk?
Describe me with two words using your first and last initial. Don't be shy, people! Comment below!!! HaHa
you don't have bigger balls than me... mine had to be put on my chest to avoid chafing.
there's nothing like wrapping my hot wet mouth around something I can slide in and out easily until it drips down my hand and gets me all wet!! I luv Popsicle's
I remember when I was like 6 and I use to run across the room to my bed and when I got within 5 feet I would jump so the monster under the bed wouldn't get me.
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Always wear your cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you'll meet in your dreams! Nighti Night everyone
I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
They say you are what you eat. But I don't remember eating Sexy Beast with a side of HOT DAMN this morning.
If you like an rate me plz leave comment so i can return the love my computer is broke may be a day or so
I swear I think my pillow could be a hairstylist.
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