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All moms gave birth to a child except my mom. She gave birth to a legend. Cheers to being legendary.
Jan 29, 2015comment
You just completed an achievement: Seven Years on fubar!
Oct 28, 2014comment
Sooooooooo uhhhhhhhh... Yeah!
Sep 15, 2014comment
Finally, it's my day... Friday. Whew. :p
Sep 12, 2014comment
TGIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :-P
Aug 29, 2014comment
Never again is what you swore the time before...
Aug 18, 2014comment
Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Jul 21, 2014comment
TGIF Thank God it's ME! :-P
Jul 18, 2014comment
If you're happy and you know it... good for you. Jerk.
Jul 17, 2014comment
Contemplating the obvious...
Apr 18, 2014comment
Is there a doctor in the house? There are some SICK emmer effers up in here!!!
Apr 18, 2014comment
Que pasa?
Apr 18, 2014comment
TBT Tiny Towhead72. Deal with it.
Apr 17, 2014comment
What we have here is... a... failure to... communicate.
Apr 12, 2014comment
If I had a hammer, I'd hammer out justice. ?
Apr 7, 2014comment
Pardon me, but would you have any Grey Poupon?
Jan 12, 2014comment
Once upon a midnight dreary...
Feb 19, 2013comment
Oh Happy DAAAAAAYYY! Valentines too :-P
Feb 14, 2013comment
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Oct 29, 2012comment
Have you hugged a bouncer today?
Oct 23, 2012comment
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