Forgive me father, for I have sinned

Legit question - Why do I have more early 20-something year old dudes in my DMs now than when I was in my early 20's and in better shape?

I think I'll take my whiskey neat, my coffee black, and my bed at three. You're too sweet for me.

I think I'll take my whiskey neat, my coffee black, and my bed at three. You're too sweet for me.

Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey. They know me and Jack Daniels got a history.

Moving in less than 2 weeks!

Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey. They know me and Jack Daniels got a history.

Hi, my name is, fuck it cause my name is not important. I'm not from here, I'm imported. Can't you tell? My voice distorted.

Your game is weaker than my patience is thin.

I'd flip a table over a game of go-fish right now.

Stoneddd

She thinks she's the one to change me, but little does she know that I'm beyond frustrating. Cause in order to be saved, I'd have to want saving. Looking for the reason I met her. She's always laughing as she turns to leave.

One thing about her, she don't stay long. I'm always late to where she's going. That's why I'm holding on so desperately. It's like I fell too deep in her metaphor.

She thinks she's the one to change me, but little does she know that I'm beyond frustrating. Cause in order to be saved, I'd have to want saving.

Bad news bitch, I'm the dynamite, she lit the fuse.

She says I'm crazy, but you know she calls me Superman. Said I'm her kryptonite, well, baby, she's the backup plan. I gave her everything, but my inhuman heart, yeah...

I'm gonna quit my job and start an ankle-focused OF.

Hi, my name is not important. I'm not from here, I'm imported. I drink liquor like it's water, hope my liver can afford it.

Is your body a temple or is it a canvas?

I danced with in the desert in the pouring rain, drank with the devil and forgot my name