If I smacked the stupid out of you, I'm afraid that there wouldn't be anything left......

Ever look at someone and think " who ties your shoes for you?"

Lazy day today but it was much needed....

Tired but wired if that makes sense

I'm out of 11s so 10s it is

My internet is being dumb............ugh

Why does the stream say I gave someone a midori sour for St. Patrick's 2022 when it's 2024?

Well that was awesome. Love when I"m right about people.

I hate it when fat boys say they don't like fat girls, it's like "bitch please, you are a fat girl, your boobs are bigger than mine"

Some people will say don't be a stranger, but what if you are strange?

I hate when I'm right about something I was hoping to be wrong about...........oh well

I wonder if the snow we are supposed to get tonight will stick around longer than a day or two this time.........ping ponging weather sucks ass. Pick one already and leave it Mother Nature sheesh

Remain insane, no drain on the brain.

I think I need to write my bucket list

I wasn't expecting this to happen already but I guess I'll live a little while longer anyway............

I pay attention to actions not words. I heard what you said but I see how you act.

Psst.....your village called, they want their idiot back...........

Ever look at someone and think why the fuck hasn't anyone hit you with a shovel yet?

In the mood for something but I don't know what........

It's not what I expected to happen but I'll live