I like juggling teddy bears while breakdancing to the sound of a dishwasher!

Happy Valentines Day , or as men like to call it Extortion Day!! Enjoy

"Seek to be worth knowing rather than be well known"

Get bombed 25X to level up? :( sigh

Been working a lot of hours! Not on here much anymore but i miss you guys!! Thanks for the love while im gone...i will return the favor asap!

You could be a thousand miles away, but I will still see you when i close my eyes.......

Start my new job today! Its going to be a kick ass day! Hope everyone else has one too!

If i have liked someones profile every time i see it for the last 7 years, and we STILL are not friends? Someones doing something wrong?

Everybody, raise your goblets & shout TGIF. The weekend is here.

Wow....i really miss Prince :(

The longer I'm left unattended in the Drs office the more tongue depressors I can lick and put back in the jar,Just sayin

I need a boomy? Going to start a Go Fund Me page for one. he he

Will winter ever go away? Getting sick of the midwest! Wanna go West!! West is where i need to go. All the way to the end of the land by the ocean! Maybe someday.........

I am embracing Friday the 13th ...I have a few thinigs i need to tell Jason! Hope everyone has a wonderful weekend!

Happy Tuesday my FU Friends!!!

Im sick of the nasty shit in my SB! I wont turn it off because of you few fuck heads. Just know...if you send me a dirty nasty SB and YOUR A TOTAL STRANGER...your soul shall be eaten when you sleep by satan himself! That is all!

Whats with the nubee's and the sideways and upside down pics?? Dont they know how to rotate? LMAO

Hangin in the coolest lounge on Fubar...cum join us! http://www.fubar.com/lounge/maschinen_friedhof

One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that you cant utter........

Oh my! Edibles are bling now? Awesome! I would love me some Baked Brittle! Keep it Cannabis my friends! lmao