Love me & like me for who I am. Just never try to make me some one I'm not. If you can't accept me for who I am than please just walk away and let me be.

Alone doesn't mean lonely. It just means we're very selective with whom we choose to share our time with.

Well No Money November was a success and Dead Ass Broke December ain't letting us down either. #Fuck2020 #IHateThisYear #FuckCoVid19

VERY VERY SAD DAY. A good friend of mine, after 6 yrs of medical school and training has been fired for ONE minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money! Dudes still paying on school loans. Just goes to show u only ONE minor mistake can ruin ur life. Please pray for him and his family. He is a really great guy and one of the best veterinarians I know.

Hot Mess Express is now boarding, please take your appropriate medication and try to forget about the shitty situations you're in. In case of emergency, your life vests are located under your seat, good luck with those as they've been there for at least a decade and nobody has had to use them so I dont even know if they'll work.There are two exits. One in the front for the captain's only and one onto the roof. Now sit back, relax, let your meds hit full force and enjoy the ride. You will reach your destination in approximately 7 to 10 years. Feel free to open those vodka shooters you hid in your purse or the box of wine that you made to look like your purse. Thank you for choosing the Hot Mess Express

I heard somewhere that being sarcastic on a daily basis, adds 3 years to your life. If that's the case, I'm gonna live forever!

I'm on the brink of assuming the fetal position, rocking back and forth, twirling a strand of hair, and breaking out in song I feel pretty oh so pretty

Up and running boomerang

Remember in 2019 BC (Before COVID) when you could stand right next to strangers and spark conversation while waiting in line at Walmart... I miss that. If you do that now, you're practically yelling and getting weird or terrified looks because you forgot your mask... I miss 2019 BC

First, we heard alcohol may prevent the virus... Then we’re told heat and humidity has no effect, but wait... direct sunlight might quickly kill the virus. So, if you come across me standing outside my house, intoxicated and naked, leave me alone. I am conducting important medical research. Mind your business.

When does season 2 of 2020 start? I dont like season 1

An isolation/alone Rock playlist for all of my music heads... Enjoy! GOD SMACK: I STAND ALONE WHITE SNAKE: HERE I GO AGAIN PANTERA: I'M BROKEN GREEN DAY: BLVD OF BROKEN DREAMS METALLICA: WHEREVER I MAY ROAM SYSTEM OF A DOWN: LONELY DAY CANDLEMASS: SOLITUDE ALICE IN CHAINS: ANGRY CHAIR PINK FLOYD: HEY YOU MASTODON: OBLIVION BLACK SABBATH: LONELY IS THE WORLD

Just want to wish safety for all of FUBAR .Stay strong during this Coronavirus pandemic. I pray for us all, much love

These are my predictions for the next 3 to 5 years.... Enjoy! The memo on every party invitation is going to be "BYOTP" for years and years to come. Bankruptcy will be at an all time high due to the amount of money paid for TP and every restroom that was public will just no longer exist. TP and Paper Towels will be on every school supply list and many will resort to cloth diapers to wipe asses with.... Everyone will smell funny and coronavirus will be used as a verb for the next generation after the last 2.

Been home for 13 days... I now know Karen isn't a real blond, I seen her in her garage dying her brunette roots, Sharon from accounting gets hair laser removal but apparently not enough, Kyle isn't really a jogger but Steve and Adam are and Kyle isn't really straight come to find out. Michelle isn't faithful and ain't gonna get anywhere with Kyle but she really does jog, for hours and hours... Makes me dizzy! Lauren and Tyler are trying to have a baby but Steve and Adam know that Tyler isn't fertile but Lauren doesn't.... Oh and Adam used to be Ashley.... Steve has no clue! #Whoa!

TRUE STORY. I went to Walmart today for cat treats, they were out of human food. As I stood in line some lady made a smartass remark to me for coming to the store just for cat treats. I told the lady I had to fatten up my cats before I eat them because all you assholes are hoarding the food. Her little girl started crying. I didn't even feel bad. Next time mind your business.

Coronavirus Pandemic, day 16. If anyone is still out there, I’m alive but struggling. Food is running low. Down to only 459 days worth. My hands are sanitized and my butt is super clean. Power still on, but for how long? Missing human interaction. I fear dark days ahead. News is all bad. Last few friends have leapt from buildings to their death, (or near death... most have single story homes so they are just badly bruised). Basic necessities are gone though. NBA, NHL, MLB, NASCAR, NCAA, PGA, all gone. Basic Survival is a definite challenge. I vow to persevere to the end, I am a survivor! Please, if there is life out there, communicate! .😂😂😂😂😂

Just want to wish safety for all of FUBAR .Stay strong during this Coronavirus pandemic. I pray for us all, much love

Can there just be one good day? One good day where conversations are happy, good and positive. One good day where faults and flaws aren't dwelled upon or simply don't matter. One good day where there are no fingers being pointed or no one being blamed. One good day where time spent is spent in the present moment, focused on each other and the good in each other. One good day where judgments aren't made based on one's skin color or social status. One good day where we're all equals and not strangers. One good day where kindness is spread to all we encounter and to all they encounter. Can there just be one good day

I do take u 2 be my lawfully wedded FUBAR buddy.. To have and 2 harass in 2020, in rich quotes and poor funny jokes. . Till low battery, credits or minutes do us part. My life is full of mistakes, but something I will never regret is meeting you!!! You may now kiss da screen.